It's really quite simple...
Give the teenager in question two small boys (18 months and 4 years would be a good mix) and make her do an enormous shop at Pick n Pay Killarney on the last Friday of the month. At 17h00. When the kids are hungry, the one is due to poo, the other needs to wee urgently half way through queuing and the 18 month old is teething and full of flu, with a 38 degree temperature and green snot. And make sure that you pick the slowest cashier ever hired and that the elderly gentleman in front of you takes a good 3 hours to take his debit card out of his wallet, all while the 18 month old, who refuses to sit in the trolley, tries to gnaw through a chicken polony roll he's found on the floor. And then make certain that the 4 year old has a complete meltdown when you tell him that he is not allowed chewing gum until he's 10.
And then, when she is covered in green snot and chicken polony, ask her if the shag was worth it.
No more teen pregnancies. Guaranteed.
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